i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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