That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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