Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How naked do you want me to be?
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