Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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