these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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