ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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