i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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