Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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