he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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