how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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