ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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