suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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