chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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