Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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