hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
