Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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