It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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