yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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