So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
