The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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