I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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