I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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