Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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