Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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