yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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