You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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