Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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