so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We are all done wearing pants today
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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