Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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