I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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