I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You ate ashes out of my bong
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
