I skipped work to stalk him.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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