This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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