I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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