real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it glows. i had to have it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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