i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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