i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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