i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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