Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
oh god the rape fog is back!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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