im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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