can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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