Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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