got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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