I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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