This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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