I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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