Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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