Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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