You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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