Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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