Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
is it fun? or sober?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
