I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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