if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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